jake

A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.

Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking

by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 4, 2016

jake

jake is a person that will easy be your best friend he will be hard to get to know but he is a good person.
if you talk about one of jake friends he will be wanting to fight.....

hay jake can you hand me a water no get it your own self

by school jake December 13, 2019

Jake

Is a person who likes men and fucks dogs

Akim-- stop being jake

by Jake Purcell August 22, 2019

Jake

A sexy motherfucker

Jake is on sexy motherfucker

by Ekajlol November 22, 2021

Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful

“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”

by JazzySnail July 28, 2023

Jake

A retard who falls out of trees

Jake bruce kelly climbed the tree and broke his back. absolute spastic

by dcsnkcsjvsfdkghggg February 25, 2019

Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

by anonymous May 25, 2021