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by snowbloxian April 17, 2021

Facebook Jockey FbJ

There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey

I feel like she is a natural Facebook Jockey FbJ

by surferjoe2020 January 26, 2013

Facebook Karen Logic

stupid logic just because google doesnt have it doesnt mean that it doesnt exist

Karen: HITLER MADE VIDEO GAMES!

any logical person: Facebook Karen logic much?

by Boba Fetts Child September 1, 2021

Facebook Background Check

When you meet someone online, (tinder, plenty of fish, ok Cupid, etc.) and you want to make sure they're not a total psycho before you meet them. So you look them up on Facebook to see what they post, who they're friends with, what pictures you haven't seen, etc. Sometimes you are surprised by what you find...

I was kind of skeptical about Todd, so I ran a Facebook background check to see who he really is...

by adrianaway December 13, 2014

Facebook Like Button

Confirmation of interest and availability to play poker on said date/time/place

Marley has used the Facebook Like Button , that means he must be available.

by Marley592 March 13, 2017

Facebook suicide note

A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.

Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.

Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)

Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.

Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)

Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.

by TwoFourSixOOne September 22, 2011

facebook know it all

People on FB that think they know everything and consult other FB people on religion, politics and other topics. In reality these people really don't know shit.

A Facebook know it all..... " John, the Bible never said anything about homosexuality, let me lecture you more on shit I don't know about.... "

by Alan Prokop December 22, 2013