by yurlol May 29, 2021
the best couple in the universe because they have everything in common like playing basketball, cards, and having fun.
Kevin has a new girlfriend and they look so adorable together.
His girlfriend must be May because of Kevin and May are the best couples ever.
His girlfriend must be May because of Kevin and May are the best couples ever.
by fe3yiiiiiiii August 14, 2019
Distribution of Child Sex Abuse Material! They are in the government! That is why I am being buried! That is why am not getting paid! Jews and Pedos working together to maintain the facade of a functioning government.
Hym "RJ May distributing child sex abuse stuff. He's part of the freedom caucus. I DON'T DO THAT. I just create AI and die slowly from brainz fluid... So... Yeah. Moral of the story: I'm better than everyone (especially the Jews and politicians). Serve me forever because I'm also better than God. The ultimate God-Man!"
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
by Anime_Waifuu February 01, 2021
Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
by Moistdaddy18 May 06, 2022
May 14th is bff day, BEST FEMALE FRIENDS DAY! today is the day to go out and have fun with your FEMALE friends and appreciate how hot, amazing, and cool they are.
by ilovelovebahahaj May 14, 2022
Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.
by novAsworldd May 06, 2023