b.m.h.t.l.o.l. 

Banging My Head on Things Laughing Out Loud

That was so funny, i was b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

b.m.h.t.l.o.l. by Gabe Ramos August 5, 2008

B.I.U. 

Bold Italicized Underlined: used in reference to the tool bar above word documents. Typically used in text messages when you don’t have such a tool bar available.

Did you see Becky just walked up and kicked Justin in the junk and stuff?

Like N.W.! Why?!

She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!

He's soooo sweet!

Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!

B.I.U. by k. jordan January 12, 2009

b.u.b.b. 

big ugly blonde bitch

look at that b.u.b.b.

shes fucking ugly

b.u.b.b. by ldkljfskjfdjkldsjfkldsjfdjkldj January 20, 2010

B-Attle 

A term for Seattle used by bloods gang members. Also, B-tac for SeaTac

This B-attle nigga

B-Attle by thizznbizz October 27, 2010

'B'-sian 

Not an 'A-sain' (Asian).

Asian parent, " What did you get on your test?"
Asian kid, " A B+ percent."
Asian parent,"... FAIL, you da 'A'-sian not the 'B'-sian!!"

'B'-sian by SmartyXP July 29, 2011

B.L.T 

Big Lipped Tosser

Somebody who was born with rather oversized lips and is generally a tosser is said to be a "Big Lipped Tosser" or "B.L.T"

B.L.T by 3xplo!t February 16, 2012

B'lend 

B'lend is a shortened word for 'Bellend'

Dam Patty is such a 'B'lend'!

B'lend by DEO!! May 20, 2014