April 27

National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.

Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?

Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!

by AquaChad April 27, 2021

april 3rd

Jack appreciation day

hey it’s april 3rd, let’s appreciate the fact that jack has great music taste😫😫

by Elma the dumb blonde April 3, 2021

The World Ends in April

A book by Stacy McAnulty that is awesome!! Your so bored that you decided to google The World Ends in April on urban dictionary since you love that book or maybe you don't know that it is a book and you typed this in March and you want the world to end in April because you ruined your entire life. But it's probably the book because nobody actually wants the world to end. So basically this book is about a girl who reads a website created by a Harvard person and it claims that an asteroid is going to hit the Earth in April and the main character, Eleanor, finds herself, and her best friend, Mack, leading the TEOTWAWKI (the end of the world as we know it) club and she needs to find a way to protect her, Mack, and everyone else in the TEOTWAWKI club. Here's Google's summary: Eleanor Dross knows a thing or two about the end of the world, thanks to a survivalist grandfather who stockpiles freeze-dried food and supplies–just in case. So when she reads about a Harvard scientist's prediction that an asteroid will strike Earth in April, Eleanor knows her family will be prepared.

Person: im bored. im gonna type the best book in the world in urban dictionary. oh, someone actually decided to define this awesome book!
OR
Human Being: i totally just ruined my life and it's march so im gonna urban dictionary search the world ends in april. it's a book? cool, im gonna totally read it later. (and u should!!!)

by y u looking at my name??? April 13, 2022

April 8th

become close friends with ur crush day. not close friends as in friend-zone but like to a level were yall can casually talk.

Thea: Its April 8th today go become besties with ______
Shazam: Ehh ig so. But i'll make sure not to friend-zone him

by master_fu_my_bestie April 7, 2022

April 7th

The day the mfs who pull the MOST were born. People born on this specific date are scientifically proven to me exceptionally attractive, intelligent, popular, and basically every good trait. Wonder beings, as they’re scientifically named, are proven to be perfect in every way

Person: who is that sexy mf over there 😜🥵👀
Friend: thats *****, i heard they were born on April 7th
Person: Oh so THATS why everyone is asking for their autograph

by The account of birthdays November 24, 2021

April Jesus

Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.

Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!

Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)

by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022

April 1st

National bulliy feilds day

The defined definition of April 1st
Me "feilds you are gay"
Feilds "NO IM NOT"

by Apple_bottom_jeans December 6, 2021