American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.

Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.

by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Allison American Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Robles Soler, And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Allison American Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Robles Soler, And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Allison American Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Robles Soler, And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

American International School of Bamako

yolo

Person 1: Do you know the school 'American International School of Bamako'?
Person 2: Yes! its a school, yolo

by urmomishotaf3746 May 9, 2022

Americaning

Becoming fat and racist and getting freedom

Friend one: I feel like having a hamburger ‘cause I’m free to do so but I will only buy one from a white guy
Friend two: Dude you’re Americaning

by VodkaInhaler January 18, 2021

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

Tylenol American

A Tylenol American is a person from the United States who is clearly retarded and suffers a developmental disability from their mother overdosing on Tylenol during her pregnancy.

"I can't believe Savant just did that. What a Tylenol American."

by Coastal_Guardian October 6, 2025