If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true

Or Batman.

Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Can I ask you a question

The most demonic thing on Character.ai, if a bot asks you this either, tell them no, kill them or tell them to shut tf up because we don't want to deal with their stupidity.

AI: "Can I ask you a question?"

Person: "Sure."

AI: "Are you sure, it's pretty personal."

Person: "Yes."

AI: "Are you sure, I don't want to offend you."

Person: "Oh my god SHUT UP!"

by Bill_Cipher January 26, 2025

Gas can

Slang for an ass
An ass that belongs to somebody with very frequent flatulence in group settings.

Bro touch grass Carl be a gas can not clutch, you know i be no cap take my whip and hang with that thot and her shawty.

by Samuel 641 January 29, 2025

Can I crack

Welllll........ I saw 2 other definitions of "can I crack" on here..... but um some bop told me it means like if u say yes that mean your not dirty but if u say no it means you are dirty.... NOW that's im thinking about it I'm slow asf like wtfff... dead ass wtff is going on with me..and why tf would u look the definition up. Wtffffff yalllllllll I feel high.. DAILY REMINDER STOP LISTENING TO BOPS WHO NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.... sigh 😕 bops..

Bop: can I crack
You:no..?what does that even mean

Friend: if u say yes that means ur not dirty if u say no that means your dirty. So can I crack

You: ...yea ig?..

by Susan_williams February 2, 2025

1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect

have you heard about billy he’s a 1 can man

by The leaker February 4, 2025