A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023
A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.
Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 02, 2016
12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.
Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day 📸 🍑
by Webstar101 June 11, 2024
its a project that moriah elizabeth made , she makes blobs and then paints them . she wants to make 5,000 of them
by zuzi :) June 27, 2024
an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
by itsmechins March 21, 2024
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 24, 2024