Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022

Lime Job

A Lime Job is when you order a drink that comes with a lime and while squeezing said lime it juices in your face.

"I was making a margarita and got a total lime job to the face."

by MrDonkey December 13, 2019

Trumpet Job

One who sticks his dick in a trumpet bell while another guy sucks on the mouthpiece of the trumpet to create a suction vortex within the trumpet

I gave my friend Harry a trumpet job during band practice.

by Trumpet god 69 November 7, 2018

Pilot job

Getting slapped in the face by a helicopter dick.

Johnny was getting a blow job, but he decided to give her a pilot job instead.

by Smash78 January 15, 2016

Chex-Job

The act of shoving seven square Chex-Mix pretzels up the anus.

Cartman gave Jennifer Lopez such a great Chex-Job last night.

by Fudreaux October 16, 2011

Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 28, 2020

McRim job

When you go to McDonalds and ask for a rib job from one of the employees involving a sauce of your choice. Extra sauce is 5 cents more.

Yeah I'll have a 10 minute McRim job with the sweet chili sauce please?

by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011