egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.

Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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throwing eggs

When A girl is sending you signals that she wants to fuck. She wants her eggs fertilized. Only used by Huntington Beach locals

That hot chick at the bar is throwing eggs.

by Da leech October 5, 2017

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Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025

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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

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Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.

How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!

by Indiana himself December 2, 2020

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