Person 24

Person 24 died i while ago. Some erased from existence to save the person specimens

Person 15: I miss person 24
Person 6: who the hell is that?
Person 20: … he’s dead. The damn fool killed himself to save you guys. From me. Glad I found you again so I can finish my job once and for a-

Person 1: OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!

by LemonBoiIsHappy May 10, 2023

Twitter person

Someone who shows qualities of twitter, such as ratio'ing or canceling.

"Look at this stupid twitter person trying to ratio a vtuber"

by AngryMadMan February 7, 2021

Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

Logan Person

Likes Kids

Dude 1: Who is Logan Person?
Dude 2: He likes kids

by TeddyGames1 March 5, 2019

Null (Person)

Null, codename the absolute unit is a true chad standing at 6’11 and has the physical strength rivaling that of a literal god, Null does not fear death, for he is death.

Virgin slender: “Look its Null”
Another virgin slender: “fuck! Run!”
Null (person)

by Definitely not null. July 21, 2022

A Strong Sense of (Personal) Justice

Those weren't the good ones. This is the good one.

Hym "A strong sense of (personal) justice is a trait of autism. I saw this in a YouTube video by... Kaelynism? Something like that... Which means I am... CORRECT AGAIN! The political landscape is just Austists vs Schizos!"

Autist "The numbers don't match! All the rates should match with all the other rates! Cops shouldn't exist but you should get arrested for being a RACIST!"

Schizo "They're persecuting me! They're persecuting me because I love Jesus too hard! Don't you see!? God told me that you have to do whatever I say forever... And IF YOU DON'T... Well, I just get to do whatever I want, don't I!? Heheheh...."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024

dog person

a person with a foot fetish

person a: “hey i’m going over to todd’s house this afternoon”
person b: “oh, I heard that todd’s a dog person. be careful”
person a: “i’ll make sure to keep my shoes on. thanks for letting me know”

by goldfish cracker #34 November 4, 2023