David A

A guy that had a sixpack when he was born and got shot with a missile in the stomach so hard his sixpack flew out and got a hole that would stay there forever (a shrapnel also hit his eye, xd)

Damn that boy was definitely born a David a.

by NinjaMaster89 February 27, 2017

David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.

"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.

by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020

David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends

Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david

by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

David

A "David" is a anoying,mean,werid :)

Ok david 💀

by I like it cut G October 5, 2020

Leonard David duke

The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble

Damn Leonard David duke is one bad ass motha fucka!

by Astroman2526 October 27, 2011