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Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.
"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.
by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024
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Georgia Log Ride

The act of having anal-sex when the woman suddenly starts to take a shit.
Man: "I sure do love anal-sex!"

Woman: "Well hang on honey! You're about to go for a Georgia Log Ride!"
by JakeThePinetree January 25, 2017
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Ride the rails

To "hop" a train.

In some remote locations especially remote access Reservations, where there is no designated stop the travelers will tie a white cloth further up the line to let the Engineer know the want to board, give the train enough time to stop.

Also, train-Hop

To illegally board a box car to ride across the country by 'hopping' onto a moving train.

Also;
Tight steering control and maneuvering at high speed
Need work? Ride the rails north, there's nothing here.
by Modern Women December 19, 2025
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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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Alaskan bike ride

The act of grabbing a traditional phone handle and putting it in another's rear end and letting hot sauce seep from listening end to receiving end into person's rectum
"How'd it go last night with Kevin?"
"It got so hot and heavy he even gave me an Alaskan bike ride!"
"Awww that's so sweet!"
by McFzynps November 15, 2015
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The Ridings Theory

The theory that (regarding any upcoming physics test) you either know it or you don't. Not to be confused with the Ridings Postulate, which states that you either know it or you don't regarding ANY test, not simply physics. Applying these ideas often results in failure.
Me - "Dude, I have a physics test tomorrow! Fuck!"

Ridings - "Same. But I'm not studying, according to my theory, the Ridings Theory - in physics, you either know it, or you don't."
by jm6695 December 24, 2013
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dandy Randy Ride

It's when Randy engages sexually with his sexy chick...
Randy sure gave Beth a Dandy Randy Ride last night.
by Dandified August 6, 2022
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