Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.

I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity

by iminhellplshelpahhh December 28, 2024

National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

“Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

by chiefhub November 2, 2021

post-ides

The hangover after 2007 Ides of March. Often associated with too much March Madness partying.

yo, i got a mad case of the post-ides.

by bk girl December 15, 2008

Pot Post

Posting a FB note while "High as all Fuck" on how good your edibles and related 420 friendly materials are that you recently digested, then coming across the post 2 days later and saying "Wow! Who Posted That?!?"

"Wow that 'Pot Post' I just came across on my FB page from the other day confirms my view on how Dope that Synthesis Shit was....as I don't remember 'Fuck!' about posting it! Man....was I Burnt!!"

by Ohsider October 14, 2014

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023

Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024