paul’s smegma means a man’s penis that has some sort of “cheese” on it, peiple can eat it and sell it
by yellow turf December 6, 2023

A term to call someone you hate. Instead of calling someone a bitch, cunt, asshole, fuck face or twat, you can just call them a Jake Paul, but be very careful with using this term, it might put the person you are calling a Jake Paul into coma.
Person1: Hah! you are trash at this game.
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
Person2: Shut the fuck up you Jake Paul!
(Person1 was sent to the hospital immediately after hearing that.)
by Brian So November 22, 2021

by Larryandniam November 5, 2020

The kindest, best guy friend you could ever have. Unknowingly funny and always willing to listen. He always has a smile for you when you see him and you find yourself missing him if you don't see him for a while. He might seem shy at first but once you get to know him he begins to open up and let you in, you cannot imagine how lucky this makes you feel. Great rugby player too!! Any girl would be lucky to have him.
“Who is that guy, he's so nice?"
"Well he's Paul of course"
"Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"
"Well he's Paul of course"
"Jeez I'm so dumb, why didn't I think of that"
by Craigggggg October 14, 2019

by PaulDaBest April 19, 2018

by Hivem May 1, 2020

A mans man, the ultimate Alpha dog. Paul has the biggest bollocks and is feared by all other men due to his ability to take any mans woman. With the most power banter on gods green earth, never compete with him.
by Ruttstar November 12, 2020
