Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever

Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever

by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022

the cutest person alive

from his adorable eyes to his dumb smile, he is my love and the cutest and yet sweetest person alive.

person 1: wow who’s that?

person 2: the cutest person alive ofc.

by dead_zombiiee January 1, 2022

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

sexual personality disorder

Is a disorder that mainly affects a persons sexual personality leaving the person in a dysfunctional mental state
Which may also affect their ability to make the right choices when it comes to sexual intercourse
This is the main cause for sexual harassment , rape , and sexual abuse (molestation)

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes October 19, 2018

Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.

"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.

Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Dynamic Personal AI

Dynamic Personal AI (DPA): A type of artificial intelligence that adapts and changes its personality based on the evolving interests, preferences, and behavior patterns of its user over time

Samantha programmed her home AI to function as a Dynamic Personal AI, so it could learn and grow with her changing interests and tastes.

by Phieyl February 1, 2023