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taco bell prolapse

tah-koh bel proh-laps: (See also Montezuma's revenge), diarrhea suffered by Taco Bell customers, noted by horribly aromatic flatulence, gut churning abdominal pains, and hydrochloric-acid like rectal expulsion...like that of a busted fire hydrant.
Dude: "Hey, you wanna hit up Taco Bell for an AM Crunch Wrap?"
Lady: "I'll pass, I ended up scrapping my overly ambitious dinner recipe last night and hit them up instead. I was on the pot all night with a case of the 'Taco Bell Prolapse.' I blew through my entire container of wet wipes."
Dude: "How charming. 'No Thanks' would have sufficed."
by -MacGordon- December 28, 2017
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Taco Twelve Pack

1. A party or Orgy with any multiple of twelve girls (eg. 12, 24, 36...)

2. When A guy comes to a party with twelve girls, he is bringing a Taco Twelve Pack
-Hey babe, it's taco night! invite your friends and we can make it a taco twelve pack

-With the taco twelve pack, you don't go to parties, you ARE the party

-why only drink on the weekend? Have a Taco Twelve Pack Tuesday, and really get the party going.
by Franklin Alexander December 9, 2011
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Taco Bell Madness

noun

Taco Bell Madness occurs about two hours proceeding a serious bout with Taco Bell induced diarrhea. It leaves you feeling discombobulated and some describe is as “having feelings of dementia”.
Friend: Are you coming with me to the store.
TBM receiver: the store is out of range, what even really is a store... sorry Idk I got that Taco Bell Madness.
Friend: Oh sheeez.
by SoyDogeruni April 24, 2021
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SAUCY TACO TUESDAY

While ordering your regular five crunchy tacos on Taco Tuesday you realize you're craving a soft taco so you pick up the fattest chick in the room take her home with a hard taco in her twat and before you go to eat her out snatch up some of the sauce left under her tits and put it on your appetizer before she gets ate, the soft taco awaits you inside her vagina.
I'm going out tonight for a saucy taco tuesday!!!
by Keister the Karnivore December 11, 2019
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saucy taco drop

please see definition for taco drop.... this version of the taco drop requires menstration to be done correctly however, a yeast infection will suffice as a "sauce" substitute.
Jeremy really pissed me off so i waited for his drunk ass to pass out and I saucy taco dropped him!
by Skipper420 January 7, 2010
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Taco Bell-ization

The diluting of a group's culture: history, food, mythos, or beliefs to fit a more palatable, broad audience.

Making a synthetic, fake version of a cultural object or idea.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see Pocohantas? Can't believe she talked with trees, that's crazy."

Person 2: "Man, they did some crazy Taco Bell-ization to that story. She was like, NINE, DUDE."
by gooeysweetness February 3, 2022
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Hot taco salad

Hot taco salad is when your girl asks her to eat her out after eating hot wings.
My gir land I went out and ate some hot wings for dinner. She took me to her place and wanted me to give her a hot taco salad.
by Tibereas June 18, 2018
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