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National Dick Sucking Day II

The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
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National Loby Hug Day

National Loby(Not to be mistaken with Lobby) Hug Day happens on 10th of May. This is the day where everyone in Lobby places such as house, school, church whatever, are allowed to hug each other for short amount of time. They must not be disturbed while hugging, it ruins the holiday.
Person 1: "Hey! Did you know it's National Loby Hug Day today? We are allowed to hug eachother without anyone saying anything!"
Person 2: "Wow! I didn't know! Gimme a hug!"

**Person 1 hugs person 2**
by Nez-owo April 16, 2021
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National Support Women Day

Be kind to women!

Don’t treat them bad!
Finn: I bought you a box of chocolates!

Maddie: Why are you being so nice today?

Finn: You didn’t hear? It’s National Support Women Day!
by Alyssa Vontage March 24, 2021
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National Send Nudes Day

April 17th is the day that you must send nudes when asked
Tim: send nudes
Jessica: no wtf!
Tim: but it’s April 17th, National Send Nudes Day
Jessica: oh, okay it’s fine then
by Trippie_Bean April 16, 2020
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National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin
Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him
by WaffIe April 16, 2020
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national pulse#0331 day

the day where u celebrate the sexy pulse#0331 for being the best discordian known to man august 6th btw
Hey you know today’s national pulse#0331 day?
by cartizzle August 6, 2021
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national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em
Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1
by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021
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