dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

Your dad

Is gay

Your dad is gay

by Get shizzed on November 4, 2022

no dad

its is a joke made by max,seth and will and refers to a father molesting his childre

no dad

by sexyprincezuko October 29, 2020

Hollys dad

Piece of shit

“What’s that brown stuff on the floor”
“Oh that’s just hollys dad”

by Babz March 2, 2021

Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back

Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves

by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024

Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
…
Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

Robbies dad

When fucking your girl from behind you cum in her and run like the wind

Yo did you hear about Dylans dad he did a robbies dad

by Harleigh Grabham November 15, 2023