Carlos E. Haile Middle School, is a hell hole disguised as a school. It’s disgusting, musty, and the kids are all pendejos. The teachers suck and 3 of them have been arrested. If you have the chance to go to Haile, don’t take it. Take my advice, the school is shit you’re better off going to Braden River, Mona Jain, Nolan, or somewhere else. Get away from that contraption of a school. And it’s not cool or funny that the school is horrible, it’s filled with spoiled suburban wanna be ghetto gringos. Fuck that school and everyone who goes to it
FUCK HAILE MIDDLE SCHOOL 🏫
FUCK HAILE MIDDLE SCHOOL 🏫
by lovelyyylol December 17, 2021

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020

the definition of straight hell an fake ass bitches. even the fucking teachers be talking shit. the food there sucks, this school teaches u nothing but how to be fake an gives you nothing. THE HEALTH TEACHER IS INSANE.- gaby & saoirse..
by bitcheseatdick February 17, 2023

Manning middle school is for whit rich snobs who’s parents think their kid is perfect, when in reality they are smoking and shit. The grades are also fucking the worse a B there is an A at everit or any other school
by Gdasddde March 13, 2019

A hellhole filled with every generic stereotype. The only way to achieve top tier status in this shitty realm is to have a navy blue coolmathgames hoodie.
Person A: "Hey dude, how was middle school?"
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
by ScurvyBoyTacocat October 15, 2020

A class that nobody took seriously, caused depression, everybody cried at least once in, and one with lots of lecturing on "why we don't look like we care about the given material." We don't care. You also probably used the Minimus or Cambridge Course Latin books if you went to private school
by imalittlesus May 7, 2021

A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
by PrankDevil June 21, 2023
