May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 06, 2022

May 14th

May 14th is bff day, BEST FEMALE FRIENDS DAY! today is the day to go out and have fun with your FEMALE friends and appreciate how hot, amazing, and cool they are.

Did you hear how awesome May 14th is? Its best female friends day!

by ilovelovebahahaj May 14, 2022

May 14th

The day pretty ass people were born.

Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.

by novAsworldd May 06, 2023

May 14th

may 14th is National 3 Wishes day u can ask up too 3 people 3 diffesnt wishes and they have too agree or they owe u 20 dollars for each wish they dont doo

its may 14th

by crapshooter9000 May 14, 2025

May 14th

National ur gonna lose your competition day.
If you have any time of completion on May 14th (such as , debate, chess,art competitions) means your gonna lose either way. Sorry!

You: I have my art competition in may 14th!
Someone: GOOD LUCK UR GONNA NEED IT EVEN THO IT WONT WORK!!
You:Why?

someone: cuz its may 14th dummy🙄🙄!

by Anime obsessed May 02, 2022

15th may

15th may - the second april fools. You've missed your chance to fool someone in april? On 15 may you get another chance!

- i really think we need to break up
- Really?
- jk, it's 15th may

by kduck May 20, 2023

15th May

15th May is the day the bells toll and everything goes wrong, accidents, news reports everything. Whoever is born in May 15th or 14th should go to hell

Girl: "why are you so tense?"
Boy: "I can hear the bells tolling. Something is going to happen."
Girl: "is it 15th May ?"
Boy: "yes."

by M.raihan May 11, 2025