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may 18

omg its may 18, national dick pic day, send ur girl a dick pic
by knobface May 17, 2023
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May 2

MAY 2, national kidnap your gf day! Kidnap her tell her you love her!
MAY 2! the day you kidnap ur gf and tell her you love her!
by cute_as_ducks. April 30, 2025
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Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.
Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!
by Shmez33 May 2, 2022
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May 5th

May 5th is national send Layton a ass pic day
Happy May 5th Layton!!! *sends ass pic*
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May-May tribe

The May-May tribe is a fictional indigenous group similar to the Mayan tribe living 50 km from St. Hermione hospital, known for their mysterious prophecies and unique calendrical systems. Often referenced in discussions about apocalyptic predictions and cultural interpretations of time, this indigenous tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
Ever since I learned about the May-May tribe's prediction that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, I can't help but wonder what other hidden meanings their calendar might hold.
by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
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May 15th

May 15th is national "show a man your tits" day. This was totally not made so I could make a girl show me her tits on my birthday.
trust me, May 15th is national show a man your tits day.
ok *takes off shirt*
by slimycheesecake April 29, 2024
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may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.
Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th
by skibidi_braintot May 3, 2024
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