Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

massively disappointing

weird slang popularized by MichaelStoren

massive disappointment

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this is so crazy and massively disappointing

by uh expert July 1, 2025

Massachusetts Skinner

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.

Last Friday night I gave her the Massachusetts Skinner

by Clunkydih333 July 10, 2025

Massachusetts Fever

The feeling of homesickness and not being able to leave/go away

I'm homesick, Massachusetts fever must have rolled in

by thelifeofashowgirl August 15, 2025

Massachusetts Waffle

When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner

"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"

"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"

" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"

"What!?"

by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025

Massive Gigadouche

A massive arrogant jerk or another way to describe Homelander

Man, Homelander is really a Massive Gigadouche

by B.C.26 September 23, 2025

Masscian

(noun)
A person who oversees or presides over the Holy Mass, ensuring its sanctity and order.

Example: The Masscian guided the altar servers with quiet authority throughout the service.

by indiancoiner November 14, 2025