May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

May 2nd

May 2nd is “do everything your girlfriend says” day. All boyfriends MUST attemd.

“It’s May 2nd! You know what that means!”

by 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ April 29, 2022

May 2

May the second is the day where you have to have a full on conversation with them wherever you are

Person: Omg its May 2

D: what does that mean?
Person: We have to have a conversation with our crush

by ihabcepannyoynos April 29, 2022

May 2

National Hang out with your gf/bf!!!

BABE, ITS MAY 2nd!!! LETS GO TO THE BED 👀

by Casper.The friendly ghost April 30, 2022

May 2

sit on niggas lap day

Damn bro you heard its may 2? shorddys all tryna sit on my lap now

by notvinz April 30, 2022

May 1st

May 1st is National Date a Friend day

A: “Hey you’re my friend right?”
B: “Yeah!”
A: “okay date me it’s May 1st”
B: “okay!”

by daystoday April 30, 2022

6th may

to choke his chicken

there is taylor choke his chicken it’s 6th may

by kyle beardsley May 1, 2022