May 1st

The Event

May 1st is The Event

by Toffee32 May 28, 2024

May 5th

It’s the day you prank your friend by pretending to be in love

Pablo: hi Jessica, i think i love you
Jessica: Pablo, it doesn’t work, i know today is May 5th!

by annibal May 4, 2022

May 31

Time to go dry then raw with you lover anywhere you want

Gf: "Baby are you ready it may 31"
Bf: "Ok baby lets get ready for fun"

by the1dev May 29, 2021

May 1st

The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.

When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!

by not a normal man September 18, 2024

11th of may

surbhi was born on the 11th of may.

“surbhi was born on the 11th of may”

by surbhi May 10, 2022

No Make up may

No Make Up May means that you cannot use any make up for the hole may

Like this so it get to the top
No Make Up May

by NinthWarrior November 6, 2019

May 8

Today, May 8th is INTERNATIONAL MOTHER's DAY

make sure to tell your mom you love her;)

you: Hi mom how are you, I love you
Mom: Why thank you!

Mom: its weird that you never telll me that only today
you: Mom today is may 8th AKA International Mothers day!

by followme.03g May 8, 2022