Jack Frost

When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.

by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021

Jack Campbell

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.

When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.

by Adam Galati April 28, 2021

Jacking Off

When a man who looks like their name is Jack. Just goes off on someone when they are really mad. And puts their hand into a fist and starts shaking it with rage.

Bro I think Jack is about to start Jacking Off.

by VerticalCouchLVR May 24, 2021

jack frost

a good marijuana strain

that is some good jack frost

by weed toker July 9, 2006

jack mama

a close relative of Joe Mama

-knock, knock
-who's there?
-jack
-jack who?
-jack mama

by Hard Barstow February 10, 2004

jack into the Matrix

Sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: So did you hook up with Beth?

Guy 2: Hell, yeah, we made out then she let me jack into the Matrix.

by Led Zeppole November 3, 2003

Jack Black

Used in the early 1800's it was the the act of hanging a slave by a car jack.

Damn Billy Jack Blacked the nigger last night.

by PlantationOwner39 January 3, 2010