Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021

Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 07, 2016

Bum Status

When someone is acting particularly irrational or incompetent at a Certain moment.

Man the fact that he failed that test really put him at bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Bum Status

When someone reaches a level of incompetence that puts them in their own stratosphere of stupidity.

Man the fact that you failed the test really shows that you have reached bum status.

by Potatoematt December 22, 2022

Poo bum

1) When you don’t wipe properly and you still got a bit off brown bits in your crack

2) an offensive Insult

He smells, he has a poo bum

by BritishBleach June 24, 2018

sophie's bum

The fattest most juiciest bum of 'em all. Much better looking than the sun

She walked by, the man exclaimed "dam she got a Sophie's bum "

by Crayolalover123 September 19, 2017