The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

math club

no one likes it.

"ew math club"

by sauced pickles May 18, 2022

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

virus car club

People who are reckless and drive squated pos of trucks

People who don’t like finishing there lift and squat to pee are In virus car club

by That blue c20 October 13, 2021

swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.

"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."

by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

In the club

Pregnant

She had gone out with her friends at the club one night without knowing that going to "get loose" would lead to a surprise she would never have foreseen - "in the club" - several months later.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

whole club

A popular term used in D.C. Gogo music to reference the crowd in its entirety.

Aye whole club! *Crowd*( Yeah )

by Hrnk777 April 9, 2017