brain fart

when you either blurt out something extremely wrong or embarassing infront of people or when you completely forget how to do something or say something

1. forgeting your name
2. I love you!! to someone infront of a bunch of people and they look at you really weird then you say or think oops brain fart

by crazymusicdudette January 2, 2009

tard fart

adj.

someone who is incredibly stupid

dude, that girl is such a tard fart!!

by Chayte Hagen November 8, 2005

foreskin fart

taking foreskin like a balloon, blowing into it, like a balloon, holding it tightly and then sqeezing the air out.

every time that i gave him a foreskin fart he was bewildered by the noise

by jack lockhart November 21, 2011

Fart Fetish

A male or woman who usually is turned on by the sound, smell, or discharge that comes from a fart.

While in the bed room, uauually the ass get special attention, in hopes of a fart.


Uaually a kid named Joel or Mark.

"pfft... OMG *sniff* ahhh..what a day to have a fart fetish"

Joel: Let me sleep on ur ass tonight honey.
Girl or Guy: No! Why
Joel: well.. sit on my face, so i can smell ur ass.
Girl\Guy: erg... ok

by Jimmytheflaminghothorse December 17, 2008

Doodle fart

The art of screwing around and farting very loudly and stinkly.

Dude, are you doodle farting around? It smells like sh*t in here and nothings getting done!

by mr. taco smell January 19, 2009

Fart Adict

One who has obbsesions with passing gas through the back passage around 1000 times a day. They try fartings anonomous but they got kicked out for setting the fire alarm off. I guess that they just love the smell of their own brand !

Laura Byrne a girl who is helpless she cannot stop and she has started bottleling up her fart productions and selling them as her brand smells so good and well from my own experience i would recomend buying it !!!!! She is a Fart Adict

by Fartadictsbestfreind March 3, 2011

pop fart

A fart that pops.
Farts that come out in the shape of a rectangular bubble and pop afterwards to release the bug-killing, mind-blowing, life threatening, breath taking, soul cracking after smell.

Man, those beans made me pop fart so bad.

by ThePuffyPlum October 28, 2015