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call the boss

Euphemism for Masturbation. What the cable installer is really doing when he says he has to go back to his truck to call his boss.

Also derived from the idea that the penis makes any decisions in men's lives, and is therefore "the boss."
I had a rough day today. I'm going t go home, open a beer, and call the boss.
by McDeac March 5, 2015
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A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.
"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"
by Darmani April 10, 2020
mugGet the A call with a friend in Viennamug.

Call A Rock

Leave a bitch to herself, stop dealing with her
-“Real players know when it’s time to call a rock and focus on the bag.”

-“Gang, she don’t deserve that energy, call a rock and keep steppin’.”
by playacentric October 9, 2025
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pussy call

When no one in the call wants to do anything and just wants to be AFK.
John: "So what do you guys wanna do?"
Sam: "Nothing tbh"
John: "Oh so this is a pussy call."
by lolduskblade July 5, 2022
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Call of Duty Syndrome

a. A symptom that usually plagues males between the ages of 10 and 30 causing them to be unable to disassociate the game "Call of Duty" from reality. The game "Call of Duty when chronically played can cause a disorder of the mental process including a state of confusion, personality changes and impaired reasoning.

b. Those who play "Call of Duty" in a persistent and recurring way tend to start believing that they are part of a military organization, With their mental state in disarray they tend to believe what they do in game is all real and that they have actually done the feats that their avatar or character in game has accomplished.
Example a. Excerpt taken from real person suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome who threatened a YouTube personality

a. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on 👎Baaddd ShIT👎👎👎 👎, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ)👌👀. I am trained in 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌."

Example b. Person(s) talking about suffering perosn(s)

b. "Tim lost it, he is always on the look out for IED's and told me that he has over 300 confirmed kills with an RPG, yet he has never been in the military... I think Tim is suffering from Call of Duty Syndrome or COD Syndrome."
by Braotis July 23, 2016
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Calling Opps📞

It means to call your opps to talk shit to them or bring them down
VERB
Yo I got tons of opps , so I be Calling Opps📞 them on the daily talkin bout their weak rhymes.
by Liljophus October 22, 2023
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When Sonia calls you gay

It means that she really loves to fuck Cole and that all she does is daydream about it and that she says that she like fucking girls too.
by Miss spelling genius February 26, 2022
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