Tom

Tom is the hottest boy in the world. He has brown fluffy hair and curtain bangs that are flawless 24/7. He smells fresh and irresistible. As he confidently walks with his long tan legs that aren't too hairy, a mesmerizing scent follows him. When he walks into a room, everyone's head turns to see his sparkling cinnamon eyes, his hand running through his soft fluffy hair and experience the scent. He has the best music taste that consists of Travis Scott, XXXTENTACION, Tyler the Creator, Drake, Frank Ocean, and Eminem. His brother also has great music taste and a likeable personality. Tom plays volleyball and is athletic. Overall, Tom is an amazing friend and boyfriend, you should keep him in your life.

"hey are you free today"
"nah, im busy."
"why"

"meeting Tom in his bedroom tonight"
"OooOOooO"
😏🫦💋🥵🌶️🔥🍆

by Tallana Gray April 1, 2024

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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

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Tom haluska

ahh, when you think you are a good teacher but your just fucking retarded

Tim the teacher: jason stop breathing
Jason: stop being a tom haluska

by willisthehy April 1, 2019

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Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

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