A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.
The 3 little pigs!
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END
by AStrunkMan69 May 29, 2022
Pragya & Poonam are real FCPs i.e. Female Chauvinistic Pig (FCP) they target innocent Men by conspiring and turning the other colleagues and employees against them in each and every matter...
by Sky Lark April 30, 2022
by Charl3s12 April 13, 2023
A girl who loves to sleep around with the fraternity... Especially one fraternity with the letter of sigma in the name
by No one ever in the world October 4, 2021
by ahxhsneisnxhuxnd February 9, 2018
Stupid NPC cops in GTA V and Online who can't even act like fucking real life cops. You end up getting a 1 wanted star just because of going into your garage, walking and doing nothing wrong. They are also known as bald fucktards.
Player 1: Let's see your car, bro!
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*
Player 2: Okay, hold on, I gotta be back. *walks into garage, gets a car then leaves the garage*
Player 2: Hey, here's my go- *Cop Pigs comes*
Player 1: Aw sh- *both dead by many gunshots*
by SteinsSpar March 30, 2019
A "Dopey slamp pig" ordering 6 shots of tequila at a black jack table at 5am who spills all the drinks all over the table and its participants and then laughs uncontrollably until she is escorted out of the casino. -noun
by Vgsdealer March 16, 2009