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Jake

Some next shitter at valorant cant aim to save his life
shit = jake
by Jake. t November 25, 2022
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jake

this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.

he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).

um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
by bill keefer May 9, 2022
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Jake Osprey

Jake Osprey is an ERW Signed talent, Jake Osprey made his ERW Debut in early April of 2021 where he took on Kevin Arts for the Orbital Championship. Although the match was a squash from Kevin To Jake Osprey the highlight for many was the highly mocked entrance of Jake Osprey which took multiple minutes of him just standing on the ramp. Jake has rarely been seen after that moment only logically conclusion is out of humiliation due to all the memes and jokes towards Jake about his entrance.
Person 1: Lol bro! I was watching ERW and Jake Ospreys entrance took SOO Long!

Person 2: LOL!
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
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Jake paul

A handsome man who is happily married and makes dobe content and his songs are better than ricegums songs.DISS.
Person1:Why are you so happy

Person2:I watched jake Paul’s vlog
by ?Do you know my name May 3, 2018
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Jake Paul

A dumb dude on youtube trying to make money by clickbaiting little kids by putting sexy girls in thumbnails
you are as bad as jake paul
by EmmaR0LL September 8, 2018
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Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.
Omg is that Jake he is so ugly
by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020
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Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T
by anonymous May 31, 2021
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