Crack smut

A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)

“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.

Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!

by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024

Crack Sabbath

Also known as payday, when your check hits and you go out to buy cocaine, lasts from when the paycheck hits till you pass out.

Kenny: hey man you tryna throw down on a qp of weed?
Zack: nah bro we can't, its the crack sabbath at midnight.
Kenny: Oh shit your right...8ball?

by Johnny Kaboom June 13, 2024

Crack Wank

Similar to a tit wank but instead the ass cheeks are used, with no petentration involved. Penis is vertical between the crack.

I did all the housework today just so my girlfriend would crack wank me

by Everydayimcrackwanking-shuffle May 24, 2011

on crack

A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung

Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.

by The One And Only Alaaaaa April 18, 2022

Ass crack

A persons fashion and or style

Damn I love ur ass crack

by Skizzy February 1, 2023

Cracked

Had sex

Yea I cracked Tina yesterday

by No one has been arrested June 22, 2025

Devil's Ass Crack

Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.

John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?

Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.

John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.

by The Great White Monkey June 12, 2023