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National Tall Person Day

National Tall Person Day.

November 14th

Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
by littlegreenBeans September 4, 2020
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National titty sucking day

Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.

National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
by Yadig6977 May 26, 2018
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National Send Nudes Day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.
Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*
by NationalDays May 28, 2018
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National Smoke Weed Day

The day also refer to as 420. It is a day when weed is legal. The bases of this is when a dozen students,called Waldos, created a day to smoke weed and they made a secret language to smoke pot and called it 420.

This day is on April 20.
Hey man on national smoke weed day we gonna have our self some weed
by Kool Kool kid May 12, 2011
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National slap ass day

Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑
Girl : " Girl slap boy "

Boy: " why are you do that ? "

Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "
by Huitifxirsurcoh November 12, 2019
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National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*
-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?
by 9lasshead April 17, 2021
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National Suicide Mouse Day

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.
If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)
by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016
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