School

a place that force feeds you random information that you wont use unless you are becoming a teacher
you wake up at 6 am and go to the bus at 7 am and stay there for 6-8 hours.
the only time you have free time you (home) is where you have to do MORE work

SCHOOL is for learning yet kids still feel scared to answer questions that pretty much means they learnt NOTHING

School by diarrheachihuahua December 5, 2023

School

A building that looks like a prison which teaches you things in the worst way possible. You walk to the same classes every day, learn shit that you’ll never use in the real world, and do extra work at home after being in a prison for 6 hours straight. The guidance counsellors are shit, the system is shit, and so are some of the teachers. If an actual problem is going on, the teachers don’t do anything. But if friends are making fun of each other for jokes all of the sudden, it’s a problem.

Friend1: oh my god! School was horrible today, I got suspended because me and my friend were making jokes about each other for fun, I only have 30 minutes to finish my 293 missing assignments this weekend, and my guidance counsellor told my mom about what I said to him!!

Friend2: that’s school for you!

School by Jackelanm December 20, 2023

School

Living hell for ages 5-18. Torture you mentally and physically without your consent.

“Wow, feels like I’m in school again” said the mistress in her bedroom,

School by Semalontinywaho December 23, 2023

School

An american's shooting range.

Jokes aside, a school is an educational institute which has a purpose of teaching students important skills.

School is boring, not even lying.

School by Zach T. Radass December 24, 2023

School

an academic institution.

Harvard is undoubtedly not a school for slackers.

School by Arminkshipper July 5, 2024

School

Child labor disguised as a normal thing. makes people want to kill themself I fuckinhg hate school. Also a nirvana song.

Brad: I hate School so much
Zara: omg how?! it’s the best nirvana song!
Brad: you stupid fucking bitch

School by anonymous August 5, 2024

school

a living hell, that people use to disguise as the word school. they teach children absolutely useless stuff that we will never use, while also making us have anxiety, stress, panic attacks, depression, and loads and hours of homework. they take out 7 hours, 4 days a week out of their lives and our lives to torture us and yell at us for talking and give us detention to embarrass ourself.

principal: hey mr math teacher, how are your students doing in school
math teacher: they’re doing good, but they seem happy and i hate it. what should i do?
principal: EW! HAPPY? NOO! we must torture them! they can’t be happy. they did NOT come here for fun. i have an idea. give them all detention. that’ll teach em. oh! and give them 20 pgs of homework
math teacher: great idea sir! i’m on it

school by justboredhere August 18, 2024