A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
by MalMalfactor May 06, 2025
The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.
"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."
by WERQ May 07, 2014
Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril
by SJ_IRL November 02, 2022
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025
by AnudaJaniceRobles June 08, 2025
person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade
by bigbuttholekollins June 18, 2025