An awesome lad with a huge penis. Girls often talk about how sore they are after they get nailed by Jack.
Jack is the coolest bloke on earth and he slays.
Jack is the coolest bloke on earth and he slays.
Girl 1: "Gosh my pussy hurts"
Girl 2: "I got nailed by Jack Draper last month and I was in a wheelchair for four days"
Girl 2: "I got nailed by Jack Draper last month and I was in a wheelchair for four days"
by Was24 September 29, 2013
Get the jack draper mug.When you are skinny and small in size yet still remain to be full of muscle. You are skinny but at the same time very cut and ripped.
by fabricatefrog June 17, 2012
Get the Skinny Jacked mug.The act of masturbating at either your or a coworker's desk in your office. It is preferrable to have a witness but the honor system can also be used.
John: Man I'm feeling better now.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
Ted: Oh did you Desk Jack?
John: Yeah but not at my desk...I was over at Lynn's Desk.
Ted: Did you use an assist?
John: Yeah. I used that picture of her on vacation at the beach as an assist.
Ted: Cool.
by TedHollister March 27, 2011
Get the Desk Jack mug.The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.
I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.
by computerguide18 November 16, 2011
Get the Fast Jack mug.The act of doing something that goes against all mortal logic and basic understanding aswell as denying the laws of physics.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
This can take form in many different ways but most often is defined when great risk accompanies the action.
For example - Pinging an entire Discord with the Risk of an Asian superior overlord erasing the "Jack's" existence.
by TheLenTM October 18, 2019
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Get the Jack Hart mug.When you freeze a bottle of lube and then use it to briskly stroke your shaft. Bonus points if you are sitting on the edge of a chair with your testicles hanging over a lit tea light candle on the floor. (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
Hey Dave, I dropped my bottle of KY Jelly in a snow bank and when I found it I gave myself a Jack Frost.
by Network Pathogen February 11, 2021
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