Cock pot

A vehicle full of males.

Hey man, do you think there are any hot chicks in that hatch back up there?

No way bro, that's a cock pot.

by Doodbro July 6, 2010

cock nest

When a man's pubic hair resembles a bird's nest. Most often you can see the buldge of hair through the crotch of their stoned-wash blue jeans.

Also referred to as a crow's nest, hay bail, or afro balls.

"I would have had supper on that guy's penis if it wasn't for his huge cock nest."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Morning Cock

The nightly build up of urine and pre-cum located underneath the forskin of a male, especially teenage males.

"Man, i've got total "Morning Cock", my knob smells like a Vietnamese prostitute with an armpit fetish."

and/

"Dude, smell my cod"

by LukeVernon April 21, 2009

cock-tard

Insult. Tard as in Retard (person suffering from mental retardation) combined with cock as in penis. Reflects the lack of intelligence, incompetence and/or mentally deficient actions of the target and equates it to that of a penis. While not the most logical association, it refers to the 'sexual intelligence' of a man with out any higher brain function i.e. thinking with ones cock. The insertion of the word 'cock' into the word also creates a sense of natural revulsion to most heterosexual males and many females. Although 'tard' has actual meaning, the effect is primarily in the sound. Unlike the other tard composites it is used more in cases of reactionary anger, but more multipurpose than fuck tard.

"You cock tard! What were you thinking?"
"Get out of it. Cock tard

by Kaiser Sma April 5, 2005

cock slop

A milky white, thick, warm liquid that comes from the urethra of a man's penis. Synonym to the widely used term, jizz or semen.

"God damn it Quinn you got your cock slop in my eye!"

"Sorry I couldn't control it."

by Quinn907 August 17, 2005

cock chalk

What you call it when you write on something with your cock after you bone some chick on her period.

after i did lauren last night i marked her up with some cock chalk.

by Chuck Bucket February 18, 2005

cock ram

Similar use to the word loser, exept more emphatic on the power behind the emotional point your making. Really puts a full stop to your view of a persons life.
Its used to describe a dorky retard who screws up at life all the time.
Also, can be used to describe someone you just saw on TV that just got caught doing something rediculously stupid. Then its more in wonder of how they thought they would get away with it.

Jay is such a cock ram, no wonder his nick-name is "Shit poof"...
Intensity of your hatred of the person can be varied with things like "such a" or "just a"

by Carrotsales May 31, 2009