Boned

Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am

by andy653 February 12, 2022

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Ebony-bone

This term is a play on the infamous terms, 'red-bone' and 'yellow-bone', but for dark-skinned chicks who are considered to be an 'Exotical';

They usually have red or golden undertones to their dark skin.

"Did you see that pretty Ebony-bone?!"

Ebony-bones are sexy af!

She is so fine!

by Aamich March 18, 2024

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baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

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Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016

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Sodium bones

Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.

Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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Cor-bone-a

When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.

“Dude last night I found a hunni and gave her the Cor-bone-a

by Frostychunkmothafunka March 15, 2020

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