May 5th

National send a booty pic day, also cindo de mayo

Omg its may 5th

by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022

May 22

Odlulus birthday

Hey it’s May 22! Happy birthday Odlulu!

by Muppetfan October 30, 2019

May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 2, 2019

May 23rd

Kiss a guy with the letter O in his name

Today is May 23rd, that guys name starts with the letter O, you should kiss him

by thatonerandomguythateatspineap May 22, 2023

May 6th

National Praise any kid name Shawn Day

“Check it out its May 6th which means it’s national praise Shawn day!”

by [ツBlankツ] May 2, 2019

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them! watch out this beast likes to pull hair

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw it’s just Ellie Mai

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

shi shi mai

shi shi mai is a creepy lion that will kidnap you at a shi shi mai performance in japan

watch out dude that shi shi mai is about ta kidnap your mudda

by piss in da put March 6, 2021