When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.
by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022

In the World of Phasmophobia, there is no deadlier ghost, then the Desmond, they act like no other ghost and will literally twist your head around the moment you walk in the door if they don't like your face, known to bug Ouija boards and trigger hunts without breakage, easily offended by playful jokes and questions....also normal questions..... noises, people, light, any smell, cats, dogs, mongoose.... the list of things that does not offend the Desmond ghost is shorter.... leave a lighter, a fatty and a line and he will give you peace for 20 mins!! and remember Ghost Hunters...always Beware the Desmond!!
"My Team....all three of them...dead at the door...we had just arrived at 6 Tanglewood street but minutes before...it had to be a Desmond Ghost!! I better cleanse the area with some white lines and Jay for the Ghost so I can retrieve the bodies!!"
by ShameBot25 January 10, 2025

by Deceased poultry May 25, 2025

It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
by AbuEm July 10, 2023

Russian jet pilots know: If you hear him, its too late. If you see him, you're long dead. Now you are no.7
Russion pilot 1: "Hey Anatoli, you hear jet engine exhaust by any chance?"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
Russion pilot 2: "Niet Dimitri, you must be crazy! I hear nothing...wait, what is that?"
Russian pilot 1: "Ui Cyk--....
Anatoli and Dimitri in heavan: "Ah yes, now I see: It was Ghost of Kjiv!"
by Sneaky brieky February 26, 2022

pasty ranga that has only played 4 games in his entire life. WE CAUGHT U IN UR LIES!! no clearances for u xx
by buzzy cat September 12, 2022
