An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.
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Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023
Get the American mug.An irrational belief held by Americans that the U.S. is superior to other nations, particularly European countries, despite evidence of high crime rates and mass poverty levels, where 75+ million citizens cannot afford basic living costs like rent, groceries, healthcare, yet still defend the nation emotionally to save face and cope.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
This can also apply to any western country with high cost of living that does not provide basic needs for its citizens such as Canada or the UK.
by CravingCinema December 26, 2024
Get the American Derangement Syndrome mug."once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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Get the American Scout mug.Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015
Get the The American Piledriver of Destruction mug.An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.
Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.
Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.
Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?
Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
by ValiantBert July 3, 2024
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