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crimp job

When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube
Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job
by Flex sexplex June 10, 2017
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Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job
by Braindeadism November 3, 2017
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toad job

(n). when you cum on somebody's ass and warts begin to form on their bare ass due to your STD infested baby batter
Yooo, I gave Lauren the best toad job on Sunday, the warts on her ass were plump as shit.
by cococrispy37 December 11, 2017
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bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans
by flatfish87 May 11, 2018
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saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....
Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.
by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017
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rough job

When she has braces
Yo. My girlfriend just got braces...

Lol you're gonna get a rough job
by Mike wrestling May 13, 2016
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Rim job

To lick ones asshole, man on man ,man on woman, woman on man, woman on woman. One takes there Tung and licks around the edge or rim giving it the word rim job. Also you can stick your Tung up in the asshole as far as you can and tickle the inside walls of the asshole. Personally I love giving and receiving a rim job
Boy my wife gave me the best time job I ever had I never new she was capable of doing it not only does she love receiving one she also loves giving me one

Rim job means to lick ones asshole around the rim that's where rim job comes in, but it was later learned that sticking the Tung up in the asshole as far as you can and tickle the walls of the asshole was even more pleasure ,Early on it was believed to be a homosexual act but it's well known now that it's enjoyable for all sexual orientation gay or straight.
by Bizzy 491 May 6, 2018
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