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Post Infidel

The act of posting a response to the wrong status on Facebook. This person on your feed is so used to you responding to every status that you might as well be married. This person is now worried about you giving a response which has absolutely nothing to do with the status, and therefore knows you've been stepping out on him/her with another status.
Sheryl: What was up with your status about apples and then Theresa started talking about tampons?

Prudence: I know. I suspected she was a Post Infidel, but had to catch her in the act.
by Ramblingfreak.com July 6, 2011
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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it
I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity
by Hammershlagen May 21, 2022
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scratchen post

someone who is constantly being clowned in order to make other people laugh
Yo tameka was firen some nasty jokes off her scratchen post.
by woogs February 19, 2010
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Random Posts

Any forum topic that has a considerable level of toxicity and will get locked in a day or two. Usually very difficult to moderate, but still doesn't beat the numberblocks community in toxicity level.
Why the fuck would they lock my new Random Posts thread?
by hotcrystal0 October 29, 2023
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Post it with her

To sleep with or “enjoy” your time with a girl
Person one: dude did you post it with her? Person two: yeah I got all up in there
by Dat boi ally November 16, 2017
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post delivery depression

the sadness that comes after short term happiness of receiving a package
A: was your package shipped?
B: yes, i’m not ready for the post delivery depression
by cvzu7 December 15, 2023
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