sand job

A handjob using sand paper

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

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Jobby job

A professional career with the typical 9-5 work week.

I was working at the restaurant, but then I got a Jobby Job at the big tech company. With benefits!

by meggles0229 March 8, 2022

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Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job

by Braindeadism November 3, 2017

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The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

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rim job

the act of licking someones asshole around the rim of the shitter

aye thottie wanna rim job?

by ahhh my verga April 26, 2017

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Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

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