Pineapple Hairs

The Green hairy-looking top of a pineapple, ad demonstrated in the new Anix video on spongebob.

Those Pineapple Hairs look really long. Were any GMOs used while growing them?

by Iamnotanixlol June 16, 2020

hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.

"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.

Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.

by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.

You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

Red haired bissexual

Mentally unstable female

X: Her hair looks so cool

Y: she’s just a mentally unstable red haired bissexual

X: yeah makes sense

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021