Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Coffee Ninjamug. You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature
by Chop81 April 3, 2021
Get the Minge ninjamug. When you stealthily sneak-into your girlfriend's home after her kids have gone to sleep, so you can get some.
by Ojete April 27, 2014
Get the ninja opsmug. by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
Get the Clog Ninjamug. Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
by N1mrod November 30, 2020
Get the Rapper Warrior Ninjamug. An inexplicable, noticeable, callous on any little toe on one's foot which can only seem to be explained by one doing ninja like acts.
You sit and rest one foot on the table. Roommate notices an ugly yellow scab looking thing on the middle toe of your foot.
(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"
Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
(Roommate): "Dude! How did you get that callous!?"
(You): "Wtf!? I don't know! It seems like some kind of ninja callous!"
Knowing that you weren't up to any ninja-like activities, you decide to pick at it, then realize its a piece of dead leaf.
by Koo guy August 13, 2012
Get the Ninja Callousmug. by Flanner June 4, 2018
Get the Ninjamug.