Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

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Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

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tiny cars

A superior race of automobiles from te future.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.

1: Hey, look..a tiny car
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.

$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON

1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004

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