When a friend or significant other of yours is out of town during the actual time period of your birthday, but they take you out for something and pay for everything to make up for it
H: Hey babe, I know I was in Spain all summer and your birthday was in June, but can we do something birthday style?
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
J: Sure. Take me out for coffee.
H: Great! I'll pay for everything because that's how we would have done it if we had gotten to do it on your actual birthday!
by Adam buckley November 28, 2020

by ur_dict September 4, 2016

by meatboat February 9, 2022

Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
by Not_another_fickle_fulhamer July 13, 2022

A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.
by Sara Desiree Renee August 13, 2024

by Comet Sands February 5, 2022

by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021
